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    Default A Russian woman used fireworks to blow up her lover's penis

    A Russian woman used fireworks to blow up her lover's penis

    Angry Kira V tied explosives to her boyfriend while he slept then detonated them, leaving man in intensive care
    by: Joe Crowther
    28 May 2009


    A woman tied fireworks to her lover’s penis

    WHEN faced with the news her boyfriend was going to leave her, a Russian woman took the extreme action.
    She blasted his penis off during his sleep.
    The woman, named as Kira V, had suggested a farewell dinner after hearing the news she was about to be dumped.
    During the meal she plied her lover with alcohol in order to ensure he wouldn't wake up as she tied several firecrackers to his appendage.
    After a two-year relationship the man, named by LIFE.RU as Alik D, had decided that rather than marry his Kira, it would be best for him to return to his first wife. He had previously fathered a child with his ex and wanted to spend more time with his son.
    Kira now faces up to 12 years in prison for her actions and Alik is currently in intensive care, where doctors are battling to save his life.


    A Russian woman used fireworks to blow up her lover's penis | thelondonpaper.com

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    uhh WOW

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    Ok...

    Thats weird...

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    Sounds like my Friday night



    But seriously what the ****? Why would you hook up with a crazy b*tch like that. 12 years for blowing a guys penis off...that should be life

    Craaaaaazy-ass russians

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    never touch my ding dong and my balls,woow woow

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    thats a bit much,, maybe slap him or something,,, she needs the death penalty

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    holy jeez. she must be a Putin trained KGB! badass :_
    Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That's relativity.-- Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by anel2kay View Post
    never touch my ding dong and my balls,woow woow
    aheeeem! dont you ever fcuk with me. thats the meaning in spanish :
    Sit next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Sit on a red-hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. That's relativity.-- Albert Einstein

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    With the married women i fook suprised i aint had my head blown off by the husbands

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    Bitch !!!
    "WE ARE THE PEOPLE"
    "RANGERS TILL I DIE"

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    strange women.

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    Women gone wild... Jeez.

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    If i was that man i would have pinned Catherine wheels to her threepenny bits(T*T's) and a air bomb up her ass... lol


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    Russian jackass

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    Weird event! The world is so strange.

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    Wow!!!!! Suddenly I feel like protecting my balls!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BaLLa View Post
    Wow!!!!! Suddenly I feel like protecting my balls!!
    i did put an insurance of mine

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    Fook me,a blow up job,that's a new one !!!!

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    ^^Haha
    Wonder how much that would cost??? lol

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    I'd do an insurance policy against that

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