[Discussion] Ice Hockey Today! Nov 20th 2009

[100 Years Of Habs]

Two Leaf fans boarded an Air Canada flight out of Salt Lake after the gold medal hockey game. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Habs fan got on and took the aisle seat. After take-off, the Habs fan kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Leaf fan in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer." "No problem," said the Habs fan, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Leaf fans picked up the Habs fan's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Leaf fan said, "That looks good; I think I'll have one too." Again, the Habs fan obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Leaf fan picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the Habs fan returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Habs fan slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" He asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our teams, This hatred, This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"

Enjoy the games!

[100 Years Of Habs]

I had to make a few edits to that joke to not offend certain people. I have no problem offending Leaf fans though.

[Boothinator]

I had to make a few edits to that joke to not offend certain people. I have no problem offending Barcaly though.

Say it immediately the righ way!

[100 Years Of Habs]

It had to do with Americans and Canadians, but I have no problem with Americans, just their ex-President.

[Dr. House]

Habs, why don't you like Bush?

[100 Years Of Habs]

Habs, why don't you like Bush?

Hahahaha, if you don't know I'd suggest coming out from under your rock.

[TscHeChan]

please no political discussion, everybody should know why 80% of the worlds hates bush!



Q. How do you keep the Florida Panthers out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

Q. What do you call a Buffalo Sabre with a Stanley Cup ring?
A. A thief.

[patividi]

After saw last nights highlights...
NHL RULES:
1.No game requests!!!
2.Never,ever underestimate the Canes!!!

[Boothinator]

please no political discussion, everybody should know why 80% of the worlds hates bush!



Q. How do you keep the Florida Panthers out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal net.

And you say that after the 6-2 loss

[Boothinator]

2.Never,ever underestimate the Canes!!!

Only against the Leafs!! Haha!! Leafs are so bad Gustavsson

[100 Years Of Habs]

Wow!!!

YouTube - Steven Stamkos Goal of the Year (So far) (November 19 09)

Bar, wanna trade me Stamkos now?

[Boothinator]

Owned barc!!! Stars' Neal suspended

[100 Years Of Habs]

Owned barc!!! Stars' Neal suspended

Hahahahaha!

Okay, I'll still take him. I'll give ya Gomez for him.

[flashcash]

I had to make a few edits to that joke to not offend certain people. I have no problem offending Leaf fans though.

Why you, you! lol

Great joke Habs but next time get it right! Now I have to go and fix it...


Two Habs fans boarded an Air Canada flight out of Salt Lake after the gold medal hockey game. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a Leafs fan got on and took the aisle seat. After take-off, the Leafs fan kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Habs fan in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer." "No problem," said the Leafs fan, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the Habs fans picked up the Leafs fan's shoe and spat in it. When he returned with the beer, the other Habs fan said, "That looks good; I think I'll have one too." Again, the Leafs fan obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Habs fan picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the Leafs fan returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Leafs fan slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

"Why does it have to be this way?" He asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our teams, This hatred, This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in beers?"

[100 Years Of Habs]

Come on, what kind of a Habs fan would I be if I didn't hate the Leafs? I was born this way, it's in my blood.

[flashcash]

Come on, what kind of a Habs fan would I be if I didn't hate the Leafs? I was born this way, it's in my blood.

Right on! I know how you feel. I was born to hate the Habs!

Long live the Habs Leafs rivalry (best in the world)... and the hatred for one another!

EDIT: If you ever decide to defect... there's a spot open on the blue side ever since skinny left.

[ibarcaly]

Wow!!!

YouTube - Steven Stamkos Goal of the Year (So far) (November 19 09)

Bar, wanna trade me Stamkos now?

Nope. He is now an untouchable

Owned barc!!! Stars' Neal suspended

For 2 games. Dude, you lose 7 in a row. How can you still talk.

[flamesville]

Come on, what kind of a Habs fan would I be if I didn't hate the Leafs? I was born this way, it's in my blood.

Habs i feel the same way but with Edmonton.It's definalty in the Blood.We have a hate/hate relationship.

GO FLAMES GO

[leafer]

I had to make a few edits to that joke to not offend certain people. I have no problem offending Leaf fans though.

We deserve it especially after the last 42 years and counting.

[100 Years Of Habs]

Right on! I know how you feel. I was born to hate the Habs!

Long live the Habs Leafs rivalry (best in the world)... and the hatred for one another!

EDIT: If you ever decide to defect... there's a spot open on the blue side ever since skinny left.

If I ever decide to defect it will either be because I've suffered severe head trauma, or someone is holding a gun to my head.

Otherwise it's Bleu, Blanc, et Rouge for life!!